I am planning to send out letters to various women's magazines asking
them to assign me an article of great national significance: the best
panties for all different butts.
It has come to my attention that so often I spend ten or so bucks of
my hard-earned cash on a cute pair of panties, only to find that they
bag in the butt, dip too low in the front, or fail to reach around my
admittedly sizable ba-toot.
do you have a pair of underwear that fits perfectly, with no butt-sagging, panty lines, or love-handle amputation? Post a comment and tell me your age, size, and the brand/make of underwear.
And if you don't, say that too.
Come on. Just do it.
Delivering a wedding present.
1 month ago