Annaliese accompanied me to the chicken yard this afternoon. She was telling me about sharks. Her class is talking about them.
I have thoughts about this.. why? I have done my best to keep my shark-phobia to myself, and now they're going to teach her fear at school? Arg! Annaliese saw a picture of that girl who lost her arm surfing and she was telling me about it as I gave the chickens scraps and fresh water.
"It was gross, Mama," she said.
"Not her fault she lost an arm, kiddo," said I.
"It gave me chicken bumps. NO.... turkey bumps. It gave me turkey bumps."
Sharks give me turkey bumps too. But unlike her school, I'm gonna keep it to myself.